Californication "The Way of the Fist" S5E2

So Californication is not for the bashful folk as we start this week with Hank getting a blow job. Yup from Samurai Apocalypse's gf, the lovely seat mate from his flight to LA. He compliments her work but they are interrupted by Samurai who opens fire on them with a machine gun. Surprise, it's a dream. Hank is awakened by Charlie AT Charlie's. At first he's wondering if it was Charlie blowing him since the dream was so vivid and all but Charlie assures him that he wasn't. But Hank wants OUT of dodge. He's done with LA. He tells Charlie that he doesn't like Samurai but Charlie needs Hank to be the one to tell Samurai that. "He loves your black ass!"
Karen calls to let Hank know that Becca is still really upset with him and he should make up with her before he leaves. Their conversation is interrupted by Karen's husband sexing her up on the couch. Hank asks Charlie to get him an iPad to give to Becca to win back her affection. I need to get an agent. Charlie agrees if Hank sits down with Samurai.
Hank shows up on campus with an iPad for Becca but she already has one. (Man, I miss LA). She tells him to up his game in the bribery department. He tries to apologize but winds up insulting Tyler. Tyler arrives. Hank didn't know he was a grad student. He was Becca's TA. He tries to reprimand her but she reminds him that in his one semester as a teacher he slept with his TA, the Dean's wife and a student/stripper. Tyler is impressed. Hank winds up giving the iPad to Tyler as a peace offering.
Hank arrives at Samurai's and runs into gf in the pool and informs her of the dream he had about her. He tries to pour on the charm. Samurai interrupts and warns him not to hit on 'his girl' even though gf insists she's not his. Hank tries to pull out of the deal but Samurai continuously accuses him of racism. Samurai asks him to give him one day to prove that he wants this job.
At school, Marcy, Charlie and Stu are called in because the baby was caught masturbating in class in front of a girl. Marcy thinks it's hilarious but she blames Charlie. Charlie asks how to repair the situation. The teacher asks for an apology to the girl and Stu offers a big donation as well. All is well. Stu tells Charlie that they fired the nanny and are interviewing new ones.
Samurai takes Hank riding around and cruising to bond. Samurai tries to get Hank to like hip hop but he doesn't bite. Until he hears one song he likes which of course is gf singing. Samurai confesses that she's truly something special to him which usually means it's only a matter of time before Hank bangs her to ruin their friendship. Samurai takes Hank to meet Peter Berg who is NOT a fan of Hank as they have 'been inside some of the same people.' (Lovely) Samurai tells Peter that Hank is his writer. Peter ain't havin' it. Samurai excuses himself and tells them to work it out. Hank tells him he's desperately trying to get out of the deal but Samurai won't let him. Peter reveals that Hank slept with his girlfriend while they were still going out. Hank fucked someone's girlfriend and now that someone hates him. Redundant much, Californication? Peter Berg takes him outside and challenges him to a fight. Samurai sees the fight and finds out what Hank did and takes Peter's side as he would 'kill' someone who did that.
Charlie arrives at the pre-school girls house to apologize and immediately scares the little girl and the nanny. He apologizes to her mother (Vanessa Angel?) who turns out to be married to a big wig at WB. He discovers that she hates her husband as he's physically violent with her. Charlie winds up having a drink with her. They bond and turns out she once slept with Marcy's husband and Stu had a fondness for Golden Showers. (Ew) She basically dares Charlie to get naked and masturbate in front of her. He's confused, but it's Charlie so he obliges. She talks dirty to him and he loves it. The Nanny walks in it but Charlie 'finishes' anyway. He leaves very confused...and oddly satisfied. The Nanny leaves as she was fired. Charlie apologizes to her. The Nanny warns him that she sleeps with pretty much anyone who walks through the door. Charlie offers her the Nanny job for his son.
After smokin out in Samurai's van, they arrive at the recording studio to see gf recording a new single. Hank is mesmerized but realizes how dangerous Samurai's posse is when one of them accidentally shoots another in the studio. Samurai takes Hank out to the club with gf and asks him one last time what he thinks. Hank respectfully declines since he's just seen a shooting, still attracted to gf and has a black eye from Peter Berg. But Hank is more distracted because he sees Tyler in the club making out with another girl. He confronts him and Tyler tries to make excuses but Hank knows one when he sees one. Tyler dares him to hit him if he wants Becca to hate him for life. Tyler sends him away. Hank goes back to Samurai and lets him know the situation and as much as he wants to hurt Tyler he doesn't want to hurt his daughter anymore. Samurai isn't the only one impressed as gf puts her hand on Hank's. Hank excuses himself and wishes them luck.
Hank goes to see Karen and Bates and Karen pretends to be surprised that Hank has a black eye after being in town for only 2 days. Hank asks Becca if they can talk. He apologizes and tells her how much he loves her. He just doesn't trust guys because they're like him and all he does is hurt people. His one weakness, the love of his daughter and ex-wife. 
Karen compliments him for sucking it up. Becca gets a call that Tyler is in the hospital after being jumped by a bunch of gang bangers. Hank gets a text from Samurai saying there's no need to thank him just write his movie. Another impossible situation?