Tessa bonds with her new gay best friend, Mr. Wolfe. He tells her that he's enjoying his new relationship but feels like he's being spied on. Tessa agrees and tells him they should go out in another community.
Lisa's Dad (I love Chris Parnell) raffles off the big prize of the night, an all expense paid trip to Atlantic City. The big winner? George! Noah is annoyed but George invites him along. Fred invites himself along for a 'guys weekend' and the local gays who aren't gay, Tom and Alex, decide to join too. Fred lies to Sheila and tells her he has to go visit his favorite dying Aunt so he can go.
As George leave Tessa alone for the first time, he warns her to not get all Risky Business up in the house but she assures him it will be more like Little House on the Prairie. George still panics but Tessa reminds him that safety is why they moved there in the first place. As soon as George leaves, she summons new bf Scott to join her.
The boys do the slo-mo walk to Cypress Hill (Awesome). The 5 of them settle in to the all star suite hangover style. Fred reveals that he has a gambling addiction and he starts to freak out and they all vow to prevent him from gambling but Fred shows them all the money he brought to gamble. They talk him down even if he's a little volatile about it.
Lisa helps Tessa pick out her seduction outfit. Lisa gives Tessa her homemade 'love box' but Tessa wants it to just be a makeout session. Lisa lets her know that Scott, the older guy, is gonna wanna get crazy sexual.
In the casino, Fred is trying his hardest to fight his gambling urge and tries to scare George about Tessa thinking about how she's alone. George thinks about himself at Tessa's age and calls Dallas to check in on Tessa for him. Dallas tells George to trust her and doesn't want to be put in a difficult spot but she agrees to casually check in. Sheila, who's with Dallas, is suspicious that Fred is with George. In Atlantic City, they run into Steven, Dallas' husband. George asks why Dallas thinks he's in Singapore. George threatens George to keep his lie going and tell Dallas that he is in fact in Singapore and not in Atlantic City with a beautiful companion. It makes George realize how anxious Tessa was to get rid of George and decides to go home. But he's lost Fred...
Tessa has Scott over. Scott tells Tessa all about Africa and he constantly rebuts her advances to talk more about Africa. Dallas pops by and Tessa calls her out on spying on him for George. When George calls, Dallas assures him that everything was on the up and up and she really liked her boyfriend. George flips out and decides he should go home. Tom, Alex and Noah beg him not to go. Fred has bet everything including his pants and is in a downward spiral. The strippers/prostitutes that Noah ordered arrive as Fred admits he's won $14,000.00 and Sheila is going to flip out.
Tessa doesn't understand why Scott doesn't why to make out. He tells her that since he got back from Africa, he likes to take things really slow and be grown up. He witnessed a childbirth and since then his libido has been a little...salted?
Fred is trying to figure out ways to hang himself in the bathroom as Noah and George try to talk him down, literally. They encourage him to donate all the money to charity. His suicide attempt fails. Steven Royce arrives to save the day and has Fred look in the mirror and to realize he's a good person and he can become a better person. Unfortunately, his speech inspires the prostitutes/strippers to do the same and they leave.
George and Noah lament about their failed boys weekend at the bar. George decides to wait to go home so Tessa knows he trusts her. She's waiting for him on the couch and is thrilled when he gets home. She's so impressed that he trusted her and she assures him that she is worthy of it.
Fred arrives home and is ready to confess but Sheila had a 'feeling' that his Aunt died. Fred tells her that they inherited $14,000.00 and Sheila is overjoyed. See? Lying makes everybody win.
George looks in Tessa's room and finds Lisa's love box filled with condoms and seduction tools and is mortified.
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